Cockbox — Yeah it's servers with cocks

i call this one the grouchy squidward

Cockbox is a Tor-friendly, privacy oriented Linux/BSD VPS provider. Our automated system accepts payment with Bitcoin or Monero, and the robot instantly provisions the server you configure after 1 payment confirmation. Our automations are all custom, and we colocate in datacenters that are almost as chill as we are. Yes, things are relaxed here at Cockbox: ask anyone who's contacted support recently and they're sure to say it's too relaxed. But most customers never have an issue worth contacting us over, so chances are your experience will be just as smooth.

Features

60-Second Provisioning

Your server is automatically provisioned on payment confirmation.

VNC Access

It's not technically VNC but you would never know that

Custom Storage

Select whatever storage size you want for your server.

ISO Installations

You can install your own OS from our ISO library.

Payment Methods